You there. Stop. It doesn't matter if you just stumbled in here, if you were
redirected by a friend or whatnot. You are here. That's all that matters.
This is the last web page you'll ever visit. I am Helm, elected spokesman of
the brotherhood of G.A.C. I was selected solely because of my ability to use
proper English, more than anything else, to be your guide around this, your
Before you continue reading this paragraph, you are sternly instructed to
remove your underpants
(if soiled, all the better) and position them on your head.
If you fail to do so, we will send Rodekill after you. Believe us, the fate
that will befall you in the hands of the Urine god is more than any mortal
can handle, so I'd reconsider laughing of this instruction if I were you.
Ah, you subordinate. Great. Eeech. Your farts leave stains too? Oh well.
You are now certified to use the menu on you left (yes, that one) to browse
the site and download our games. And remember, if you don't download Robert Redford Saves the day (the landmark of G.A.C achievement) I'll speedial the
Urine God. So there.
Hello and welcome to the GAC page, where all your dreams come true...except
of course if you have dreams ,like me, about having sex with penguin
astronauts, in that case it won't come true...trust me I have tried...stupid
no good page! I HATE YOU!
Good evening and welcome to our page. Ignore what the other two said and
remove your underpants of your head. You may use the menu on the left
but look behind you .... a three headed penguin astronaut.